Thought Caught By A Thread

To be simple, to be free.

C a t h e r i n e.

I'm 22 years of laughter and fear, and my boyfriend makes me ridiculously happy.
I love Burt's Bee's and nudity; I'm bisexual, fat, and honest.
I post everything I enjoy or relate to.
If you don't like it, go away.

I work as a Medication Aide in an advanced memory care facility.

My life = doing anything and everything with Aaron, staying up all night and sleeping in past noon, adventuring with old friends, and attempting to impress new ones.

Four different flavors of oven-roasted chicken, sage stuffing and a salad. DONTCHA WISH YA DINNA WAS GOOD LIKE MINE :)

  • 6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
  • Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
  • 6-year old: How did that happen?
  • Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
  • 6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
  • 6-year old: Hey! Miss!
  • Lady: ...yes?
  • 6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
  • Lady: Thank you!
  • *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
  • I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

(via thefuuuucomics)

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

dumbfricker:

larry-lovatic:

tittyfig:

tittyfig:

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year

nO

OH MY GOD

(via thefuuuucomics)

hadaes:

tigridie:

cloudhy:

why?

^best comment i’ve ever seen

because bmth lyrics

hadaes:

tigridie:

cloudhy:

why?

^best comment i’ve ever seen

because bmth lyrics

(via acihdic)

(via acihdic)

"I’m not sure if I’m happy or sad." (r.i.d)

(via forever-and-alwayss)

music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

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Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

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how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

(via ruinedchildhood)